The Kitten Psychologist Tries to Be Patient Through Email by Thea van Diepen

Author:Thea van Diepen
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: funny cat stories, animal stories, cute animal stories, stories about cats who are nice, talking animal stories
Publisher: Inkprint Press
Published: 2019-06-15T00:00:00+00:00

Dear psychologist human,

I am never helpless, powerless, or incapable. I am a feline. But I will speak to them, since you obviously didn’t know what you meant in the first place.

Sincerely,

You know who

I’m never going to get over getting emails from a kitten that’s basically telling me it’s Voldemort. It’s certainly mean enough to be him.

I wrote an angry reply which I deleted right afterwards as I sat back in my chair and sighed.

Seven or so additional deleted angry replies later, another email arrived in my inbox. Two emails, actually.

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